Towns, The Old Republic Free to Play and questions about duck-sized horses in this bite-size edition of the lowest trans-fat video game podcast in the Northern United States.

Swag rejoins us as we discuss a teensy bit more SWTOR, N-Controller’s amazingly dire PR situation, infinite Kanye loops and Half-Life 3 website trolling.

BioWare’s own Associate Recruiter, Ashley steps in this week to help us discuss the fine points of The Old Republic, pineapple slicing and the apparent death of Kim Jong Il. Also discussed: the Wii U’s incredibly high retail cost, Skyrim’s success and emails from Pet

We find out what Swag knows about stabbing pirates in the face (via Dark Souls), the Battlefield 3 beta and The Old Republic [Star Wars] release date and pricing. This is the birth of DinnerDangles!