Dark Souls consumes our morals, Mass Effect gets co-op and Swag attempts to cut a finger off live on the air. Plus more on BF3’s crappy textures, the continuing of the “used game debate” and a few tidbits on the next-gen Microsoft console.

We find out what Swag knows about stabbing pirates in the face (via Dark Souls), the Battlefield 3 beta and The Old Republic [Star Wars] release date and pricing. This is the birth of DinnerDangles!