Death Stranding appears to be an actual video game, we’re obsessed with Control, Project Resistance is an asymmetrical multiplayer game and Red Dead Online has added the roles update.

I’m telling QA.

EA has won a Guinness World record! Nintendo is releasing a weird flexible circle! Terry Bogard is coming to Smash! It’s all true!

…humanity is cost effective, and so is your suffering.

The corpse of Telltale Games has started to stir, we played some Control, the Randy Pitchford saga takes another turn and new Resident Evil is on the way!

There’s something I’d like you to try. It’s a game, a secret. It’s called The Maze.

Death Stranding has peeing and breastfeeding, Riot settles their discrimination suit, Sony acquires Insomniac and the Uncharted movie loses another director.

“Dear dear, how queer everything is today and yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night.”

Korn is playing AdventureQuest 3D, Cliffy B might be getting back into game design (stupid brain), a new Need For Speed is announced, Volition is working on a new Saints Row and Halo Infinite’s creative director is leaving 343 as the game enters it’s last year of developme

Wake up Delores.